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All your...

all yr kubes r belong to uz
all yur cheezburgs are belong to me
all your copiez are belong to us
All your bird is belong to me
All ur yarn r belong to me
all ur boxes r belong 2 me
all ur bazel r belong 2 e
memecat says all ur bukkit are belong to me
Cats Im in ur bases belonging ur dudez You gotz no chancez Make your timez

Amused

lobstercat is not amused
one is not amuzed
TRASHCAT IS NOT AMUSED
cheezburgercat is not amused
Santacat is not amused
Gorilla cat is not amused
we r not amusd
box cat is not amused
We is not amused
Couch kat is not amuzed
Christmas cat is not amused
Terminator cats is nots amused
Transformer cat is not amused
im amusing me about meme cats
Stoolcat is not amused

Angry / Evil

you make kitty angry
da fuk u want
I akst for no antovies
I keel u now k
Termanator cats will eat your family
Damn bots and farmers Ill never see lvl 78
What NOW
Put a caption on me and Ill swat your fucking face off
kittenz attaaaaaaaaack
To latez I haves already stolen your soulz
wat r u tawkin about williz
my feathah
go ahead make my day punk
im in ur hous killin ur babyz

Da printer iz mine I sez All mine
Im going to kill you
where iz mah mice
Hand of doom
u came homz with no cheezburgerz wtfbbq
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
you no surf net today
iz warrior
look crissakes the abominable snowman haul ass
dingo ate your baby
I will kill you doggie
der iz room fer 1 cat yew not him
ima get u
You iz got mah stash Giv it
get fuxxed
This is SPARTA
Im kiti Chuc Norrz me no sleep me waytin to kill
i cant hear you
When I get loose Im going to kill you
What do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets
i has your belt now im world champ bitch
im in ur labratori killen all ur syantists
Ze phish woz dis big
Alright gentlemen How do we kill superman
u iz goin down
i not ever will forgetz this
This is Patches He is the destroyer of worlds and scourge of this universe But he can be bought for a can of tuna
go away
i will avenge this insult even if it takes all nine lives
trash cat iz killin ur dog
i iz not yur fashun bitch
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
wht r u lolzing
Bionical Yoda You will bring me tuna now
Hai u ya u Git of prprtiez Now
I will devour your soul
Dis bee mah couch
Im in ur stairez eatin ur childrens
why u nec me now i r pissed
I eatz dat Teddy Death to da Teddy
ur not funneah - now youz gonneah die
Today the squirrl tomorrow the world Dont even try to stop us
moar
rawr
escuze mi i iz nawt rabit
im watchin ur cabon monoxide levels hoping u die in ur sleep
u die now
Im in ur brane eating ur nuronz
wht r u lookin at punk
ftl
Chezzbrgr or GTFO
diz is mah crib so git out
deal teh cardz noob and refill mah rum bowl
cheezburger
I kick yo face
cat with no eye iz not happy
is my show now muwah ahahah
revenge such a sweet thing
Bonsai me luvs the kitty grass
i iz in my condo hatin yer gutz
Nuu I are not awake No pictures
evil no good world domination
Look bitch I wont tell you again Give me the fucking asprin NOW
i iz on ur fens kiling ur nayburs
i is ninja and i assassinate ur dog
i ndz a fkn smok
im in ur texas skool book depository snipin ur JFK
im hidin in ur box waitin to kill
frak off iz busy
GTFO
weez mergez intu upra cat then you dies
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
Im in ur chair plotting ur demise
dis not cheezbrgr bag kitteh is not pleased
you drink you drive you lose
Phhht That is all
i ated ur baby
what ch00 l00kin at n00b
mine biatch
i find yew i c yew i et yet
us iz insurgent sabotizing ur helmitz
H8
can some1 get this kid off me plz kthnx
Im under your table planning my revenge
u iz a payn n zeh butt
git ur own katnip dude
DethKatt says YOURE NEXT
You woke me up for this crap
My name iz Fluffy I iz here to kill youse
I waz in ur base I killed ur d00ds
turn off lights
i hate you
heil hitler
i eats u
i hate all ppl
sour
wut the hellz u lukin at
i want my coffee
you fail little one
You make kitty scared
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Klingon Kat
There is going to be trouble
f u
bad touch
i hate u
I is a fat keetorzzz Take me to your leaders so Is can eat them But wait 15 minutesss I wants mah naps
asian cat says you killedz my senseiz now uz must dies
you will pay
showing my teefus eatin ur facez
whatchoo lookin at punk
bitch
iz r yer prezent surpriz dun worri iz onlee kil u aftar crizmaz
i aint givin u no god damn three fitty
youre adopted
thats NOT funny
i secretly hate you
eff snoopi
im in mah cofin Sukkin ur bludz
Terminator cats is nots amused
Im in ur pool eatin ur kids
u hav angrrrd the layzur cat
cursez there iz no kitteh pwn in dis bag
mess wit me wake him first
tard
whut u lookin at
k joke over gimmie bac mah eye
i ar ur shooz now bitch wut u goin du punk
iz sittin on ur bed prediktin ur death
what the shit
im gonna kill j00
Aaaaaaaaaahh
am i gonna have to choke a bitch
O noes u iz borin
bitch mafucker i own yo ass
u r buggin me get lost
stfu noob
2 mush ta kill ya
whem him pull up pants himz get vasectomy
you is next
do no insult me with ur pathetik toyz
Yer all sickz so I be eatin yer get well balloonz and you cant do nuffin bout it
leavez me alonez
get the fck out of my base
get off my interwebs
Owz I hs teh herpez
hey where da prizes go
im in ur hospice killin ur geezrz
OMG molest
when are you going home
hellmouth
you bastard
happy birfday can i go now
you shall not live to see the light of another day my magic will see to that
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
iz payshunt wen dog sleepz iz killz him
hai is we can talk about why u do this
GORD - Hiding under blankets biting feet since 2003
oh hai about fukkin tiem
u touch-a teh monkey i break-a u face
tunah treetz evryday r else i callz teh IRS

Animals

I has a mount
i r kiwi lioness roar
OMG Ewwww Youz iz bean fartin
Iz gonna eat meercats now k Thx
dinosorz r scary
this are my whale nowz
bai goldy-fish well miss you
clawing him no way iz wuz just combing his furz
Ur biger dan me but I gots lazer eyez
Whoa i thort u woz a tiger
No can read I R catz
I will kill you doggie
Ze phish woz dis big
Hampsders Quik Git em from teh bak
I can has fish Taco
Caturday gone wrong
ohai I ish frekin out dog
trash cat iz killin ur dog
Omg Halp
Me was SO close
iz crap a kittyz outma butt
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
I is hurt I is Chuck Norris
I is big feroshis hunter
Im in ur zooz sedoocing ur monkiez
Oh hai I can has merci
I can has kat
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
I IZ KERMITZ - LUV MI1
oh noes i thinks wer busted
A puddy tat I did I did taw one
iz in ur family treez keeling ur munky unclz
The fishes MAY be hungry but I AM hungry
Jesus christ its me Get in the car
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
Invisible stilts
m with ur munky on teh luk out
Ill have that with a salad please
i is ninja and i assassinate ur dog
i can chooze ma lobstah
i can has hamster
im in ur countree beefrendin ur naytivz
im in ur house eatin ur vermun
A puddy tat I tawt I taw one
i iz in ur artyfishul cave steelin ur sunz
omg get off me damn toad
loooook wat i cot
On 3 I bust da glass u get the squrrl
iz a dog woof woof
bitch get out mah yard
im in ur tank tastin ur fish
doggie ated mines cheezeburger
tag Youre it Catch me if you can
pls not letting them eat mai toezz
mah squreel
look into mine eyez for the last time i did not eat the burd
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth
uh i gonna punch this fool okies no tell anybody
omg u taste liek chkn
cant find blankie I can use you Kthnx
bitch
new endangered species
wheres the beef
doggy style was guud
I think theres a spy among us
here kitty kitty
wer did tat mous go
i needz an escape route
Dith Mowth hz flavr
all ur tarantulaz r b-long to me
i iz mekkin kuppies
ne1 got opposable thums
wut we wuz just tawkin I swear
i iz a wolf arooooo
LOL Can Johnny come out and plays
iz payshunt wen dog sleepz iz killz him
what muny Iz a kitteh

Bathing / Bath / Wet

i iz in ur yer baftub getting hair in yer soaps
Dun washin dishez time fer my baf
wut treachery iz this
There is really something wrong with you
oh hai pls helping save me from baftub
i will avenge this insult even if it takes all nine lives
leave me alone you tard im taking my bath
i dont like u anymore
Halp i are not frog
i lika to sings in da shower
you bastard
you shall not live to see the light of another day my magic will see to that
me cleanz urz showerz
save me from teh nekkid manz u dun no wat hez dun
ftl
I iz in ur bathtub uzin all ur hott watur

Bored

iz it caturday yet i iz boared
this book it is meking bored
monday face
cats on hot tin roof chillin out
Procrastination cat will do it tomorrow
omg i r teh boredom
GTFO Youre boring me
Ham Yor doin it wrong
i r so tyred uv dis stuf

Bottles

Ur Im in I can has DRUNK
I iz heiding
Me hads a hard dayz rockin I ams drunk

Box

bawx haz odo
If iz concentratez hard enuff iz can tell you waz in diz box
All ur box r belong to us
Im in ur box hundrd purrcent ganic
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
Wat I tell U My butz not too big for dis boxz
special surprise in every box
iz my box u iz jerk
im in ur bawks furrin up ur cloze
im hidin in ur box waitin to kill
iz in ur baskt bein a ninja
Im in ur box drinkin ur cokez
i in ur box passin gas
im in ur box drinking ur beerz
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
box cat is not amused
redneck litter box
I sended u a cat
Allergies They are plotting against you
iz in yr boxx pimpin yr shooz
im in ur bocks playin wit ur fome1
Oh hai u finish grading tests after my nap k
iz r yer prezent surpriz dun worri iz onlee kil u aftar crizmaz
iz iz in my fort
im in ur bocks beeng phat
o hais stupid box wont open
im in yer box showin mah teefs
I is in ur game box but I is still 0wning u
all ur boxes r belong 2 me
im in ur box stealin ur sanity
why i has no limez go to stoer plz

Can I... / Can we...

can we goes to drive thru and gets cheezbrgrs Not now - haz hedakes
I can has cheerios
i can haz tief checked
i can haz dmon
I can has camra
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
I can has chiropractor now Plz
icanhazcheezburgr in mah gianthead
i can has teh ukraine
oh hai i can has your soul pls
Hai I can have eye back Kthx
me cannhaz chikken drumzztick
I can has fish Taco
Is it can be hugs tiem now plees
i can haz ur legs mien gone
W8 I kan isplame
Oh hai I can has merci
I can has kat
Cant aims teh lazor eyes
I can haz insurence I soberz I swearz
btw i can has jell-o
i can has more cookiez
im in ur livin room stealin ur remotez i can has aneemul planit
Plz i can slep wif u
I can will has this cheazburgr Now
Ur Im in I can has DRUNK
i can has sock kthxno
i can has freedum
i can chooze ma lobstah
I can haz moar druggs
I can has hi-purr spee plz
i ated mai curn kan i haves desurt now
i can has hamster
i can has u as friendz
i sitz like peeplez
wear iz i i can haz cheezeburger now plz
playin freebird on expert i can has five stars pls k thx
i cans haz high score
i can haz pilzner
i can has my personal space
I can has gastric bypass
I Cans Do Dishes
o hai i can has tuna on plate naow or else kthnx
im on ur table drinkin ur beerz burp can i haz another
I can has game
can i haz mor speshal browneez
i can has my money
ther iz 5 pm i cn go home now plz
i can haz pi now plz
i can has fwip fwops
i can has hugz
I can has it Pwease
d00d I can has catnipz
can i has a cheeseburger

Cars

Fastcat V-TEC just kicked in yo
i hipntys driver driver take me to kfc then i can has cheezburger at mc donalds
death race 2000 loll
Jesus christ its me Get in the car
Fixing invisible car with invisible tools
i iz in your racing seat stealin ur lap timez
jebus take the wheel
im on ur ridez feelin a need for speed
oh hi i replaced ur spark plugs
im on ur tire stealin ur trakshun
i r kuttin ur brak lines
Jesus Christ its a lion Get in the car
Mah PuSSy maknet
omg racecar bling bling
the brakes are missing help
I can haz insurence I soberz I swearz
im on ur karz pwning ur hoodz

Caturday

iz it caturday yet i iz boared
Caturday gone wrong
dont you know what day it is
ummmmyeahs kan yu wurk on caturday thadd be gr8 thnx
nevr herd of duckurday predddy shur its caturday
And it is written that every day shall be Caturday
Its caturday bugger off you tard

Cheeseburger

insert cheezeburgahz here
me iz full after cheezburger u rubz tummi
what i was trying to tell you before was that i ate your cheezburgr
Shroud of Turin Jebus cat died so u can has cheeseburger
I has yur turntable fetch me cheezburger
Me rathr eatd cheezburger
Iz preform for cheezburga Iz bedda dan Bark
mah mouthz open feed me cheezburgr NAO
mai cheezeburger give back
You letted them eatz mah cheezbrgr
Mmm this moth taistes like cheezburger allmost
Hipknowtizmz kitty sais Cheezburgerz now
did u says cheezburger
i hipntys driver driver take me to kfc then i can has cheezburger at mc donalds
Cheezbrgr
Hai dere im n yur face blokkin yur views Naow wer my cheezebrger
i r jst folo u hom to kep u safe r not begging 4 chzbrgr or anyfink
I has rottin cheezburger
u came homz with no cheezburgerz wtfbbq
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
cheezburgercat is not amused
Thiz is not cheezburger
icanhazcheezburgr in mah gianthead
Oh hai I thot u wuz cheezburgrz
my blanketz for ur cheezeburgers
chezbrgr okai
finger chzbrgr
too much burgerz
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
oh hai hear dat sumone mak mi cheezbrgr
Thiz iz howz we eats the cheezeburgrz yum yum yum
halp chzburger
Is has lazer eyes and a curly wang as Is touches mes nose wif my tongue I can has cheezeburgerss NOW
iz tis wherez i get cheezburger give now plz
iz on the cheezebugerz dietz
Its have I HAVE a cheeseburger
hey u promisd me a cheezburger
oh hie iz cheezeburgrz growed here
I can will has this cheazburgr Now
Chezzbrgr or GTFO
cheezburger
where is my cheezburger
iz not a chizburgir
i haz big hed cheezburger
o hai can u gets me a cheezburger kthx
i can has cheezburger
when he dies I can has his chzbrger plz
wuzzis is no smell like chzbrgr u liez
i ated cheezburger now tumy iz ful
no mai cheezburgr u cant has
dis not cheezbrgr bag kitteh is not pleased
eww that iz not cheezburger
hay iz bettr thn cheezburger
iz in the shade waitin fo mah cheeseburger
tak meh to urz cheez burgerz
U gives us cheezburgrz now or we kills Harry Potter
i is serous cat plz dont lissen to him i has nevr eated cheezburger
you can haz whopper
wear iz i i can haz cheezeburger now plz
i hidez from u till u givez me cheezburgr
you iz got ONE chance wherez mah cheezeburger
i eated ur cheezburger it wus yummy
all yur cheezburgs are belong to me
u has mah chezburgr
i ated ur cheezeburger and ur momz
i has had cheezburger and i iz now full
wear my chezburgr at
Whoa Me haz too much Cheezeburger
bitch get me my cheezburgrs
doggie ated mines cheezeburger
insurt cheezbrgr here
Please send more cheezeburgaz Amen
we space kittiez take us 2 ur cheezburgers
iz got ur fingr nowz giv me cheezburger
u is chzbrgr dlvry
I r teh cheez kngzburger
Cheezeburger lokaytd at 200Kthx
oh noes i did leaves cheezburger on broil
Ah 2 mani chezburgr I slep now
i wantz cheezbrgr now
I iz vampyr cat I wunt ur cheezburgers
iy will nowt byte if i can has cheezburgerz
U iz cheezburgr
Gimme Cheezebrgr I Said Nao
Kitteh can has chzburgers or go BOOM
ur hirin profeshonl mooverz plz we can has cheezburger first
How mani cheezburger I can bai
i said no tomatoz on mah chezzbrgr
cheezburger goez here thx
halp is trapped plz send cheezburgers
Cheezburger
iz in ur barn stealin ur milk cheezburgr motherlode
oh hai cheezburger bring
i ate mah chzbrgr 1 2 mny chzbrgrs
cheeseburger want
rancid cheezburger
dees mah cheezburgers u no can has
no chzburgr no bed
k bai i has cheezburger myslf then
too much pepper on mai cheezburgr
u eated our cheezburgerz
where is ma cheeseburger
halp i not cheezburger
Indiana Jones and the Last Cheezburger
i eated cheezberger now i is full
wherss my chessburgr
u has cheezburger
i iz teh baby i haz cheesburgr
anndnoww you bringzem burgerzz to hypnokat
hamburgers
can i has a cheeseburger
i will not blink ise wins ise gets teh chzbergr
she dont needz cheezburgr
oh hai there iz no cheezburger down here
too sexah for ur cheeseburger
can i haz two chezburgers one for me and one for mai shadow
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
i iz teh flasher
dit not cheezbrger dis tast liek chikenz
i haz ur peeplz ostigez payz me cheesburgerz or they diez
Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Cheezeburger

Clothes / Laundry

But I wanted ask you questions does you not like my hats
Its cold outside - Ill take your hat
In Soviet Russia shoe wear u
fluff dry plz tyvm
oh hai iz just in ur droorz fixin ur stilez
i iz dress like de wrinkelz
Im on ur laundries leavin mah burrbullz
i can has sock kthxno
Im warin ur hat steelin ur digree
is my show now muwah ahahah
iz in ur hat beeing a gngstr
iz in ur closet bein ur clothes
i iz on the cowch bein yo babee dawl
oh hai i replaced ur scholls
I luff cleen lawndree
Mah mlkshake brngs all da boyz 2 da yrd
im in ur bawks furrin up ur cloze
im in ur dryer rinklin ur clothes
o hai iz jus poopin in ur hatz
i has boot on mah head r did u go
im in ur wardrobe bein liberarchie
word
lolz i has mittenz an u dont
fuck you this is my shoe now bitch
is all up in ur hamper diggin ur lingerie
what u mean its for the laundry
i iz teh secks ees
i is in ur uggs
i iz wayrin a elf hat steelin ur chrismaz
im in ur hampr steelin ur undies
omg shoes
im in ur gurlfrins shurt steelin ur buubz
im in ur handbag stealing ur money
iz in ur blankee iz just in ur blankee
zomg meh xmas swtr is teh gay
k no1 movez i dropped mah contact lenz
Democat stealin ur votez
We is not amused
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth
iz in yr boxx pimpin yr shooz
i r on ur swetsherts taking naps
i iz air jeezuz and i do wut i want
Mwuhahahah Ha I haz yer laundriez
in ur hat stealing ur happy returns
im a chikin lol
i iz waring dah pantz in dis howse
m in ur laundrys steelin ur sox
halp - i stuck
PIMP
Babushka kitty sez eat mor borscht
i iz a shoe
i is in ur house stealin ur clothings
i ar ur shooz now bitch wut u goin du punk
i has a clothing line
iz on ur shoes bein sassy
Im in ur dryer huntin ur sox monster
I gotta sort your socks AGAIN
I iz wearin your bike helmetz visorz upsidedowns on my head
no u cant haev my adidas
i is in yo comforterz stealin ur towz
Im in your bag protecting your sports wear
Iz in yo clozetz tryin on yo delicates
shhhhh iz hiedin bein a conz
im in ur laundrees steelin ur underpantz
im in ur bazzket whitennin ur whites
im in ur pants pickin ur pockets
Im in ur hamperz cleanin ur clothz

Computer

im in yur filez stealing yur identity
cant open puter I has no thumbs - want nowz more LOLCATS PLZ
o btw i slipped and assidently haxz ur boxz
im on ur powerbook playin ur tunez
Wut doez scan mean
dozin on ur monitor soakin up ur cathode rayz
do not want kybrd mowz plz
im in ur gibsun hacking ur planit
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
you no surf net today
lulz u have typo
Im in ur face eatin ur cordz
i is on ur webzitez stoppin teh spambotz
Wait ill fix it
Mah mastrpiez
i has ur computer
Is gotz homwurk
Kittiz r teh originl laptopz
myspace so easy a housecat can do it
Eyez in ur whyerless netwerkz stealin ur minutz
Ize b reedn ur emalez n savun ur chatz - watchn u iz wut i dew
I iz in ur lolcats ratein me five starz
im in y3r firewahlz accesin mah harblz
alright i r dun eetin ur mailz
oh hai iz in ur compewterz stealinz ur pron
PC cat iz entering sleepmode
Where is teh pr0nz
iz in ur codez pointing out ur syntax errorz
i is in yoor computerz deleetin yoor stuffz
hay guise im warming my feetz on ur modem k
oh hai sry 404 Page Not Found Contct admin pls
kitteh not paper plz dont print on me
i iz on ur desk counting ur kistrokz
diz iz my shiny
i fixded it
im on ur futonz stealin ur software
Mom How do you spell lol
im in ur ebay snipin ur awkshinz
im on ur skreenz uzing moor energee
im on ur putta blokin ur qwerty
i is in yr computerr eatin yr chips
have ur ppl call my ppl well do lunch lolz
ise steelin ur printr printin ur dirtee sekrets
Just because Im white doesnt mean I wont totally pwn u DDR
Im in ur mail insulting ur friendz
Almost got the 8 nargh
is in ur facebook messin up ur profilez1
i sho u megabite if u wake me up
i is in your computer melting your brainwaves ehhehheh
Would sir desire to use the computer
I haz teh inturnetz an I haz teh inturnetz I also haz inturnetz o noes inturnetz haz mee
iz deleeted ur downloadz
im on ur monitor watching ur evry muv
i has your laptop so i can ckecks my emails
Oh hai I is fixin ur internets
I on tha countah reading ur mail
omfg yawnz u suck itz mah turnz nub
o hai i found ur papajm
I just buyed lots of stuffs on ur ebay acct
Im is in ur NMCI blockin ur firefoxez
im in ur printer jammin ur paperz
u usz match dot comz wooser
im in ur internetz looking kyoot
Oh hi i upgradede your RAM
im in ur notebook writing ur essays
i is be in ur windoze messin wit ur hard drives
stop posting
is you dunz with dag mowse yet
why you make tap tap when i want sleeping
i is on teh internets
itz minez
im in ur notebook wishin i had thumz
wutz ur name ill add u on facebook

Computer games

Wild Cat Atk1 Def - 10000 Worthless1 Do not want Yew ken have plz
I haz coordinitz Let me show you them
Punch
Damn bots and farmers Ill never see lvl 78
Zomg Snipr
I Are shot by plasma gun
boom headshot
leeeerrroooooy jenkins
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
Morph ball acquired
Im on ur consol beetin ur hi scorz
omg expertz lvl on Guitar Hero
ime n yer spec ops sneekn yer osamas
im in ur mario game stealin ur mushroomz
All ur box r belong to us
I has teh finish teh fight Legendary edishun plz
oh hai I has plaied ur Xboks gahmes
I has zeldas I are hero of time
Man down
Let me show you my pokemans My Pokemans Let me show you them
in ur den killin ur frogger
Super saiyan Im going power level 5000 and you cant stop me
Main Tank OTDPS Elite Boss
Tank u Mario But or pinzess iz in noter castle
oh hai i just compleetz zelda furst k tnx
OH NOES Why you pwn me
playin freebird on expert i can has five stars pls k thx
i cans haz high score
omgz i cantz find teh grvyrd 2 rez
im in ur raid killing teh hordez
All your bird is belong to me
im in ur hyrulez saving ur princess
I pwnz u Talk to the paw
Oh Hi I reprogrammed your Wii
oh nooos i dcd was powning that dude too
Cats Im in ur bases belonging ur dudez You gotz no chancez Make your timez
Who me gank nevah
All ur yarn r belong to me
zomg t34m fl4sh3r1
all ur tarantulaz r b-long to me
Im in ur 360z stealin ur pointz
i can has epixxx
zomg nerfed again
in ur videogames pwning ur n00bs
is campun
i iz teh flasher
I haz connekshunz now

Cookie

I made you a cake but eated it chocolate rain
You Eated my Cookie
I made you a cookie but I eated it
i can has more cookiez
did u forgets my cookie
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
I broughted you a Brownie and only dropped it twice It are a special brownie I are a great chef
has u cookie

Dancing

Break beats are serious business
dah-dah-dah-dah-dan hey geesh oh cecil its not a conga line
singz i believez iz can flyz i believez iz can touch da skyz
Lean wit it rock wit it

Do not want

Do not want
do not want kybrd mowz plz
Not want
do not want
do not want
not want
No I iz not going
do not want

Drinking / Drunk

I drank all your Pepsi
beercat want asprinz now plz
im in ur mash tun halpin wif ur beirs
I can has haz more beer
Im n yur birz steln yur busz
I are wine snob
Sitting in the box drunken out all your milk
I is a ur tabel drinkin ur burbun
absolut lolcat
korea cat says im in your glass drinking ur scotch
i drinkins ur sodaz
im in ur glass drinkin ur waterz
Snikin some sipz of yorz koffie
i is metal sleepin off da booze lol
What Do you have to be Irish to find the answeres in here
Me so hungover
Im in ur cupz stealin ur juicez
We haz ur cokez
im on ur sofa sleepin off ma hangova
Cant quite reach it
I am NOT the sixpack but Ive trunken it out
Me hads a hard dayz rockin I ams drunk
in ur kitchen drinkin ur chardonnay
Yeah I drank you gin What of it
drunk cat iz hungovr
Iz no drunk now givz me my keys
Dont judge me nam changed me
Ur Im in I can has DRUNK
deal teh cardz noob and refill mah rum bowl
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
Booze i has it
i sposed to drive i sleepies now
you drink you drive you lose
Im in ur box drinkin ur cokez
i iz in ur kupz theifin ur milks
im in your closet stealinz ur watrz
im in ur box drinking ur beerz
so ur a Pepr
must have more beer
i so fursty
i is in your sink drinking all your waterz
ssshhh iz hunged ovah
u steald my beerz i is sad
im on ur couch drinkn ur beers
i r steelin ur soda
im in ur boal steelin ur milk n ur gard dino cant stop meee1
im on ur couch drinkin ur beerz
i can haz pilzner
Whyd you let me drink all that tequila
i want my coffee
i needz more beerz
i iz drinking yous beer
sluuuuuuurrrp ah cant stop guys i need help
im on ur table drinkin ur beerz burp can i haz another
im in ur cup steelin ur milks
I am in ur kitchen stealing ur Jagerbombs
oh noes teh hangovr
im sippin ur drink gettin teh buzz
me in ur peperz drinkin ur canz
just 2 beerz ossifer i swearz
i is under ur coastur stealin ur drinx
i ish in ur bedz steeling ur cokes
is in ur cup spreading my germs
is in ur sink stealin ur drips
i has drinkz 2 many beerz

Eating / Food

y u eateding meh
I will eats ur butt
Hey Y do I gots a melon on my hed
Hoo eetid my hed
im in ur fountayne eatin your guldphishz
mah mouthz open feed me cheezburgr NAO
My Whiskas
Carb rush K thx bye
Iz gonna eat meercats now k Thx
I isnt needing no fibre
Stay away from mah catnipz
I can has cheerios
You letted them eatz mah cheezbrgr
Mmm this moth taistes like cheezburger allmost
i wantz your nuggetz
I think I see food What
im in ur mailbag - eetin ur mailz
invisible orange
Iz in ur haus eatin ur liver
i am in ur pic-a-nic basket digestin ur sammiches
nom nom ur fat catz dont need fork for gus
Im in ur fayc eatn ur terkeez
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
Wherr iz mah sekret decodr ringz
you has burrito me likey too
This is Patches He is the destroyer of worlds and scourge of this universe But he can be bought for a can of tuna
me cannhaz chikken drumzztick
where iz cheezeburgah
look into my eyez i iz leaving with fruits
This catfood taste funny
wtf is that is it gonna eated me
im ur lunch
I can has fish Taco
You Eated my Cookie
I made you a cookie but I eated it
doz u want me 2 eat camera
Ham Yor doin it wrong
i has frosting - ur frosting lol
what shoes burp
tastes like chikun
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
Im in ur borderz eatin ur jobs
We gona be pie
Babushka cat says Essen Sie ihre Suppe
Invisible sandwich
im in your sammich hiding ur meats
btw i can has jell-o
Them dog sold me the catsnip And Im kinda fats
Pies Dont know nufthink about no pies
Im in ur stairez eatin ur childrens
u want takeoutz i haz some menu
i r hav hamz
The things I do for cat food
iz on the cheezebugerz dietz
Mom
eet ur vegatubl kan go up big n strawng like Popeye
oh hai I eated ur babi k
godzillacat eated ur villigerz
Im in ur brane eating ur nuronz
oh iz horridable u never feedz me
Catwich Mmmmmm
alright i r dun eetin ur mailz
The fishes MAY be hungry but I AM hungry
Im in ur kitchin eatin ur flowerz
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
i tired bring tuna
Ill have that with a salad please
wez in ur bazkit steelin ur eezter eggs
Im in ur fridge eatin ur foodz
Add tuna gradually Do not stir
i can chooze ma lobstah
Cat eat Korea
iz ur birfday wherz mah cakz
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
i ated cheezburger now tumy iz ful
i ated mai curn kan i haves desurt now
more catnip please
im in ur house eatin ur vermun
i is stufd
i find yew i c yew i et yet
i eated ur mailz but i r still hungri
im n ur salad stealin your dietz
Talk to your kittens about catnip Before its too late
oh hai dinnar
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
look into teh eyeeez give me katty treats or findz my special cat chocolates in ur duvee
dare cat says no to catnip - only on red ribbun weak
git ur own katnip dude
oh hai iz in ur treez eatin ur barkz
Pls big kitteh - you giz me sum foods
ate ur kidz sry
i caught you a human but i eated it
oo hai i stealz ur cheryz n ur vaniluz
nom nom nom hooo it are my birthday
me think i like to lik the humins leg it tayste yummy
i has had cheezburger and i iz now full
Im on your fireplace eatin your flowerzez
im in ur yogertz activatin ur culturz
i is in yr computerr eatin yr chips
i eats u
im in ur tank tastin ur fish
have ur ppl call my ppl well do lunch lolz
i eated all ur cadburyz to making top hatz
im in yer KFC stealin yet bucketz
Thumone put hot pepperth in my kibble again
iz knowz i cute nowz gimme tuna
im thinkn abt pancakes wazzat u say
hai iz eatin ur bagz
Dis be MY cake Not urs
im in yer arbyz eatin yer curliez
look into mine eyez for the last time i did not eat the burd
I r teh cheez kngzburger
Dude way too much catnip
oh noes i did leaves cheezburger on broil
o hai i can has tuna on plate naow or else kthnx
you needs more eggz
on ur stove eatin yer fryz
i like frosting
Hypno-kitteh sez Put down the hook and feed meh
Ummm what catnip
were on ur table stealin ur foodz
ima steelin ur fruit loops
iz in ur bag eatin ur kittin
i likes pancake batter
im in ur bag eatin ur foods
im in ur fridge hatchin ur eggz
in yuz bags stealin yuz foods
ize eetin ur kamera
invisible ice cream cone
imma in ur pop-tarts bein teh promoshunal gieveaway
I broughted you a Brownie and only dropped it twice It are a special brownie I are a great chef
wher ur meetz r iz hongree u feedz me now k
can i haz mor speshal browneez
time to test out patended corn on cob toothbrush iz not work out so gud
zomg 2 much catnipz
i eated all your foodz
i eated ur candle flamz
iz n ur krislis dijestin ur butrflyz
im on ur chair eatin ur chipz
OHH NOOOOS i IS chzburgr
im in ur sushi eatin ur unagi
It is delicious cake I must eat it
Im in ur castle eating ur peasants
Im in ur feeldz eatin ur cropz
Fail
Babushka kitty sez eat mor borscht
Im in ur pool eatin ur kids
i haz got hawtdawg
want food
i can haz pi now plz
piiiiiizzzzzaaaaaaa
i not skert of ur teeth leftoverz iz gud
oh sawee i fot you wuz chicken
Oh hai I wuz not eatin hims head
i eated cheezberger now i is full
That wuz yummy go buy mee nw sh33p plz
Dith Mowth hz flavr
nom nom im eatin ur corn its gud
im in ur serial bein ur milk
iz in ur fieldz eatin ur cropz
teh fat wun haad no katnip so eye eated himm
I is in vur kitchn eatin yur nannerz
i see lotz of foodz wait what
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
Dizzurt Now
why i has no limez go to stoer plz
wake me up when food is ready
dit not cheezbrger dis tast liek chikenz
can i has eye scream

Fighting

Uze call that kikn my azz
Mai kugfu iz stronger
Ur biger dan me but I gots lazer eyez
mai cheezeburger give back
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
pew pew pew
Eat my crumb Jackie Chan
i is a boxer in my spare times
wez on ur chaire havin epik battlez
kitty uppercut
Noone can escape the masterlock
uh i gonna punch this fool okies no tell anybody
OMG teh rapez0rz
I is hurt I is Chuck Norris
i haz fghtz shud see other guy
Kickflip

Flavour / Smell

You haz a flavor
o rly noz has a flavor
i has a flavor
Mmm I has gud flava
tastes like chikun
excuse me do you has a flavor
scuze meh i r flavr inspektorz
dis vyoleen has a flavr
I know I has a flavor
u has a flava
mah butt has flavor
i has flavor
omg u taste liek chkn
u has a smell
my nose has a flavour
u haz a flavor
i finally has a flavor
Dith Mowth hz flavr
mmh tastes like chicken
o noez iz has a flava
Spongebob has a weird flavor
mai beers they haz a flavr
i iz buttrballz terkii
see i has a flavor too
u haz a flavor
u has bad flavr

Friends

i iz lolcat LOL i has no friends
plz to be mai frehn
I wonder if we could be friends
Fwends

General

I kawt maus but i eated it seez
Remote
i shits u not it wus this big
i hates cold weathur
If you dont talk to your cat about catnip who will
I r miserable
Ru kuttin him brake lines I tellin U better dont
i masturbatez on your diploma thesis
going to narnia brb
I iz tryen tew git awi Messen up yer myspace peekchyur
Three dimensional cross-section of 4th dimension cat has no time for you 3-spacers
Sassy
LOL UR gonna take me to the vet tget my WHAT cutoff Hahaha thats a good one roflmao
Why does this keep happening
Pick me Pick me
Dont listen to her shes one of them Dont worry Susan I have the Holy Water
Stay away from mah catnipz
thiz sentnz no vurb
Thanku fo be my frind
I is not ur blak sock
rasencan
I hopes there are not car coming netime soonz
ima fishmann and lost my pole
I Are shot by plasma gun
Believe me that IS a cat playground Come on try to take me away
Shhhhh i iz hiding
Wha
omg i has no dental plan
Looks like someone needs a kitten hug
do dez whiskers make my noz look big
me
you want I make pwetty for lolcats
hei shorty
Mah pillz Ah needs them
i are escaping from the azcaban
why
im in ur class foto pretenin to b you
Im the Juggernaut bitch1
i is compensatin wif ur jakkit
i iz a pornstar
i hs xtra toe
how to survive a canadian winter
150 channels and nothings on
i seez the lite
relax man
Platoon
i wants chair
oscar the death cat ftk
Youve brought us something from your trip sure well find it
Intelligence I know things you never will
lean back lean back
i r has kuhnin planz
Are I lost weit
lemme get this for ya
Stellaini the Magnificant will now levitate a catnip mouse right before your very eyes AMAZING
kitteh factory
oh hai oficer i needz a ryd hom
i is so prtty i getz a rose
diabeetus
i has ur deatth
Buddha Cat looks kinda like Buddha
Ze phish woz dis big
i iz not coming out til u admits u has problem
Mayor Cat hasnt made a decision yet plz cum bk ltr tnx
Oh snap Cheese
As you can see gentlemen the cloning experiment was a success Your army of Super Kittens will soon be ready for combat
i are siamese if u plz
When ur busted Give em your Poker Face
And nowz to yours facez lolz
needs more softener
datz wut im tlkin bout
Really Can you really tell its a toupee Seriously I thought it looked really natural
grownd hawg kittie iz dun diggun th hole
lawyer cat objects
sensei sez
Clock me Clean in 60 seconds Fastest tongue in teh Universe
i can does yoga
eye ownz newtin
Shoot mee plz
I r moonin u
Flawr pot smell funy Ur butt smell funy 2
iz playin in ur underwearz
Babushka cat says Essen Sie ihre Suppe
I win Your money Now
Im proud to present ME
I had a little dreidel
I iz walkin ur railin kosin ur hart attaks
Lolz
so this french fellow walks into a bar with this kitteh on his shoulder and the bartender sez
I sense danger
hay guyz lets trips them
Asian cat mocks you
Only 2 kilos So feed me PLEASE
y halo thar
OK NOW WUT
Dont disturb us please
I HAS ANSER
What U Sayy
Tag your it
Its a trap
I is innocent Your Honor
I iz flyin catz tryin to getz airbournez
I fix ur hairz
zomg i m pwon3d
but Iz in da newzppr too
Iz hug time now
the chu chu train
smokin iz bad 4 u
Monorail cat
hugz tiem
hay guys santa brung me iphone
u iz in me lites
121 gigawatts
I are Security Kitteh Need to check you bag
the end is near
why be normal
Asian cat disapproves
what ur 50 bucks how should i know what happened to it do i look like i have something to hide
Oops
whattaya doin ovr thur
bills bills bills
Ill have that with a salad please
I am residing in your fortress taking the lives of your soldiers and I know how to spell n00b
Delegating You do it because um Im busy Yeah
i is digging ur girlfriend
taxi purrlease
now how teh hell i posed ta git down from here